Noises

T.C. Folkpunk

She Dates Creeps

02:44
from the album Never Mind The Hyperbolics
(T.Cameron)

Lyrics

See that couple over there, a matchmaker's nightmare,

You see them everywhere,

Venus has her own primate, tonight they're on a date,

Let's heckle and narrate,

  She dates creeps exclusively, she dates creeps, she won't date me,

  She'll marry a creep one day, and have creepy children, HEY!

 

He's part of the greaseball set, perhaps she lost a bet,

And doesn't know it yet,

Maybe he's just well-endowed, for which (s)he can be proud,

Though I've heard three's a crowd,

  She dates creeps exclusively, she dates creeps, she won't date me,

  She'll marry a creep one day, And have creepy children, HEY!

   

    Why is she with this creep, is it because she craves abuse?

    It's like she's half-asleep, will someone wake her with the news,

    It's him she's got to lose!

 

He's a waste of DNA, but nothing you could say,

Would make her pull away,

Could it be a mercy fuck? This doe should pass the buck,

Her dear one's out of luck,

  She dates creeps exclusively, She dates creeps, she won't date me,

  She'll marry a creep one day, And have creepy children, HEY!